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Dec 20

the avid fan of human emotions.: Mga Problema sa Mundo: Land Transportation Office (LTO) -

hopianidoraemon:

I went to the LTO-East Ave this morning to have my license renewed. Being myself, I didn’t try to read about any requirements about it on the Internet (wala naman kasi, maliban sa medical).

Pagdating na pagdating ko, kahit sa island palang ng kalsada, may kumakaway nang mga fixer. Para…

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Nov 22

Entire Tamriel Landmass built into Skyrim.

ppsh-41:

I didn’t know if this was posted yet on tumblr, so I thought I’d do it. The landmass of almost all of the provinces in Tamriel, has been put into Skyrim. All which are inaccessible(without console commands) and which serve absolutely no purpose in the game. Why are they there? I personally don’t know. But take a look at the effort Bethesta put into these seemingly pointless landmasses.

At the south-eastern most part of Skyrim lays Stendarr’s Beacon. 

If you’ve looked at a map of Tamriel, you’ll know this is the closest place in Skyrim, to Morrowind.

If you travel directly North East of Stendarr’s Beacon, you’ll end up finding a path to your right, in between two huge mountains.

I noticed how beautiful the path really looked. It seemed quite enthralling actually for some reason.

The path is nestled between two mountains, decorated with trees, and at the end of it some type of gateway, or arch.

But, that open archway is the end of the road. The game doesn’t allow you to go any further. I find it strange, that there’s an area like this leading from Skyrim to Morrowind. Nowhere in the lore was this stone wall mentioned. And why would it be an open arch like that? Why not closed? Why is there a space at all between these mountains if we can’t go any further? As you can see there are still trees and foliage beyond this wall, but you aren’t able to access it without console commands.

So, I went into No-clip like the BAMF I am and travelled down this path.

Landmass photos below. 

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I sympathize with the millions and millions of men around the world who were forced to watch Breaking Dawn with their loved one. *bro fist* [Copy and Paste this as your facebook status to show your support]

Nov 17

Isang Gabay Para sa Pamamasted sa Ika-21 Siglo

Malapit na pong matapos ang taon. Naglipara na ang kantang “Last Christmas” sa mga mall. Hanggang ngayon ay hundi ko pa rin alam kung bakit naging kantang pampasko ito. Hindi porke’t may “Christmas” ito sa kanyang pamagat ay maaari na itong maging “Christmas Carol”. Pero sa pagtugtog nito sa mga mall at radyo, ito ay nagiging  hudyat ng isa sa pinakamadalas mangyari sa panahon ng kapaskuhan - ang pagtapos ng panliligaw o ang pagkasira ng isang relasyon. Base na rin sa pangyayari sa aking buhay, walang dahilan para maging masaya sa pasko kapag may ganitong kinahaharap. Ngunit kung nahihirapan kayong palamigin pa lalo ang pasko (o kung kailan niyo mang naisin) ng isang pang tao, hayaan niyo akong tulungan kayong bigyan ng mga payong may dagdag hapdi para magawa ninyo ang karumaldumal na gawaing ito. Mga walang puso.

  1. Bumili ng halo-halo para sa iyong soon-to-be ex-irog. I-rekwes na tanggalin ang asukal. Ihain ito sa kanya at sabihin, “Alam mo, yang halo-halong iyan ay parang pagsasama natin, walang tamis. So I need to find my new sugar.”
  2. “Payagan mo akong makaalis! Kung si Arroyo nga pinayagang makaalis ng bansa, ako pa kaya sa buhay mo? Thanks for the money and all that jazz but still your restraining orders cannot stop me!”
  3. Sabihin sa kanya, “Thank you but sorry, I could not reciprocate the feeling.” Extra hapdi points: Habang nasa moment of shock siya, tanungin sa kanya “Ano pala ang theme song mo para sa akin?”
  4. Sabihin sa birthday niya, “Hey! Kami na pala ng isa pang nanliligaw sa akin. Ay! Oo nga pala! Birthday mo nga pala! Happy Birthday!” tapos smile.
  5. Para sa mga taong hilig magpakitang gilas sa iyo pero nais mong yurakan ang damdamin, sabihin sa kanya, “Wow, ang awesome-awesome mo naman” tapos ihabol “Pero I have to break up with you. You are too awesome kasi for me eh. Sorry.”
  6. Kung ikaw ay galing lang sa ibang bansa, sabihin sa kanya “I’m married na another person eh. Invited ka naman sa wedding. Punta ka ah, I’ll be expecting you.” Pwedeng gawin ito totoo man o hinde.
  7. Magbihis Doraemon. Maglabas ng dalawang mala-ticket na bagay mula sa iyong mahiwagang bulsa. Ipakita ito sa kanya. Dapat malaman niyang ticket ito. Sa pinakadoraemon mong boses, sabihin sa kanya “Pupunta tayo sa pinakamasayang lugar sa lahat - ang FRIEND ZONE!”
  8. El clasico: “It’s not you. It’s me.” Kung may bagong irog, palitan ang “It’s me” ng “It’s me… and [insert name here].”
  9. Magyaya na maglaro sa isang inuman. Tanungin sa madla na tumayo ang sinumang ‘in a relationship’. Kapag tumayo siya, huwag kang tatayo at sabihin mong “Excuse me. Huwag ka ngang feeling.”
  10. Kailangan mo ng isang pamasted na pang all-around… simple pero sure kang ito ang pinakamasakit sa lahat? Sabihin sa kanya, “I love you as a friend… bro.” Kung mas nakakatanda sa iyo ng di hamak, palitan ang “bro” ng “kuya”.

PAALALA: Ang lahat ng ito ay maaaring kathang isip lamang. Kung ito man ay nangyari sa totoong buhay, sorry na lang, ako nagsulat nito.

*awkward laugh*

Oct 13

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Sep 26

The Spin Cycle: A reply because I disagree with you -

marocharim:

Dear F. Sionil Jose,

I do not agree with you. In fact, I am offended at what you just said.

I’m not a very good writer - not by the standards of the guard you represent, at least - but I was once taught that the business of writers is to write the Truth. Not because it hurts, not because it’s…

Sep 01

jonnette: michaeljosephcano: So my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything and I was like yeah get me some facewash please and she was like what kind and I was like the kind for your face and then she was like BRAND and I was like seriously I don’t care get me fucking hannah montana for all I care, cause I’m a smartass like that, and her, also being a smartass, brings this shit home to me. My fucking mother. No one angers me more. FTW.

jonnette:

michaeljosephcano:

So my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything and I was like yeah get me some facewash please and she was like what kind and I was like the kind for your face and then she was like BRAND and I was like seriously I don’t care get me fucking hannah montana for all I care, cause I’m a smartass like that, and her, also being a smartass, brings this shit home to me. My fucking mother. No one angers me more.

FTW.

Aug 30

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Aug 29

thefuuuucomics: submitted by fishandchipspapers.tumblr.com

thefuuuucomics:

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Aug 11

fuckyeahgeekgirls: fuckyeahfinal-fantasy: just kidding, it’s working now <3 hi hello beautiful cosplayer.

fuckyeahgeekgirls:

fuckyeahfinal-fantasy:

just kidding, it’s working now <3

hi hello beautiful cosplayer.

Aug 08

wasabisunshine: Happy Birthday, Samus! Celebrating the 25th Anniversary of Metroid in style. Buy prints here!

wasabisunshine:

Happy Birthday, Samus!

Celebrating the 25th Anniversary of Metroid in style.

Buy prints here!

Aug 01

ayabarnette: turbochick: otakumotivationalposters: poster made by rie33 Ano Hana (short for Ano Hi Mita no Namae wo Bokutachi wa Mada Shiranai - We Still Don’t Know the Name of the Flower We Saw That Day *Whew! What a mouthful!*) seems to be a promising anime, based on the story overview. It even sparked the story fermenting in my head for days now. Oh well, I need to get a copy of this anime soon! Oh I attempted to watch it but flash kept on crashing on the computer I was using. So…assignment Number….now, where is my list? &gt;.&lt; 

ayabarnette:

turbochick:

otakumotivationalposters:

poster made by rie33

Ano Hana (short for Ano Hi Mita no Namae wo Bokutachi wa Mada Shiranai - We Still Don’t Know the Name of the Flower We Saw That Day *Whew! What a mouthful!*) seems to be a promising anime, based on the story overview. It even sparked the story fermenting in my head for days now.

Oh well, I need to get a copy of this anime soon!

Oh I attempted to watch it but flash kept on crashing on the computer I was using. So…assignment Number….now, where is my list? >.< 

Jun 16

RINGS - LeBron doesn&#8217;t have one.

RINGS - LeBron doesn’t have one.

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exittoreality: followandreblog: captainbackfire: @brownmon HAHAHAHA LOLOLOL

exittoreality:

followandreblog:

captainbackfire:

@brownmon

HAHAHAHA

LOLOLOL

Jun 13

marocharim: Worse ideas.

marocharim:

Worse ideas.